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It is a little known fact that Herb Alpert suicided by grating his own balls off with a cheese grater.
Herb is buried in Père Lachaise Cemetery in Paris.
Jim Morrison is also buried in the same cemetery. Whilst it is widely assumed by media pundits that music fans visit the cemetery for Jim Morrison, this is in fact incorrect - fans are flocking to the gravesite, not of Jimbo, who's grave they totally ignore, but of Herb, where they honour Him by approaching the cheese-grater marble headstone, and proceeding to grate their own balls off on this funerary ornament. Some have died doing so.
You now can honour Herb, but without the expensive airline ticket and extreme pain, by purchasing this highly desirable memorial t-shirt.
Sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL are RED t-shirts
Sizes 4XL and 5XL are Grey Marle
Size S is now deleted